Sep 25 2008
Thursday Thankfulness and a Slight Departure from Topic
Four things I’m thankful for this morning:
1. I am thankful for babies. Not mine, but friends’ babies (not to say I’m not thankful for my own, they’re just not babies anymore). There’s nothing like a newborn to bring back those old feelings of overwhelming love that you felt for your child when he was born (or she). We had three solid weeks of hell when Gus was born (typical of new parents perhaps), but after we learned what he needed, he was an absolute dream baby. MM was awesome from the minute she came home - how ironic that she’s the tough one now!
2. I am thankful that Casdok at Mother of Shrek has created a new blog called Faces of Autism that features some really beautiful people. It’s a wonderful idea and wordlessly silences so much of the negative autism talk.
3. I am thankful that Congress hasn’t yet rushed to bail out the banks because any more rash and stupid behavior by our government might just make my head explode, and who would clean up the mess?
And not a digression…
I’ve been haunted by a thought for a few days now about the DSMIV and how it needs to be updated. I think a new category needs to be added: MADD - Maternal Attention Deficit Disorder. I’m only half kidding. Here is some of the criteria:
- Can’t complete a task like folding laundry without becoming distracted and consumed by no less then 3 others, one of which should take the rest of the day. Leaves a minimum of 4 tasks incomplete for at least 2 years time at any given time.
- Can’t carry on adult conversations without losing the thread. Easily distracted by the child hanging from pants leg or skirt.
- Forgetful about daily needs like breakfast, lunch and/or dinner. Readily remembers and often exists on snack foods.
- Routinely stares off into space similar to someone having a petit mal seizure, but in reality is just falling asleep with eyes open. This is one of the first symptoms of upcoming MADD and usually presents in new mothers; however, any level of sleep deprivation can trigger it.
- Sends kids to school with no lunch, backpack, jacket, shoes, or any other essential item.
- Often leaves the home in house slippers, forgetting to change into shoes. Roaming the neighborhood in plaid pajama bottoms is a sign of advanced MADD.
These are just some of the symptoms I see on a regular basis; there are loads more. MADD seems to be completely environmental, caused by a deadening of brain cells after extended periods of multitasking.
There is probably no medication or cure for this disorder, but perhaps, since the fed is feeling so generous these days, there could be some sort of social service agency set up for people (there are probably some dads suffering from PADD) suffering with this dreadful condition. Respite services, regular distributions of chocolate and coffee, massages covered by health insurance, and nationwide mandatory nap times would all be good starting points.
Do you or anyone you know suffer with MADD or PADD? How do you cope with it? And, what are you thankful for today?
4. I am thankful that my bizarre sense of humor still helps me get through a day.
